I dream. I dream I'm floating on the surface of my own life; watching it unfold, observing it.
I'm the outsider looking in.
Favorite Movie Scenes (in no particular order) | What Happens in Vegas
Once a week, we get some of my brother’s loser-ass friends to go over to Mason’s house, ring his doorbell, and when he answers, they’re just gonna, bang, junkpunch him right up in his man business.
Is it just me or is AJ getting really fat?
I’m pretty sure she’s knocked up.
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A thirty-year mortgage at Michael’s age essentially means he’s buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I’d buy one with thicker walls… so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.
